Puggle
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 15:32:50 (EDT)
It's not on my bumper. I've had it for 3 years or so--from the last trip to Hawaii. You want it? I'll track it down and bring it to the Decatur sometime.
WR
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 15:25:38 (EDT)
a "got poi?" bumper sticker? you wouldn't kid a kidder now wouldya?
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 15:23:07 (EDT)
no, but I got a bumper sticker that says "got poi?"
WR
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 14:44:37 (EDT)
Screw salad cream
Got Poi?
a poi ntment WiF destiny
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 14:30:36 (EDT)
we lost another great. I used to feature Illinois on my jazz show all the time
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 12:47:43 (EDT)
11/2 the day America either sh!ts or gets off the pot
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 12:46:32 (EDT)
Hawk season starts Nov. 2nd
Doff
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 12:19:15 (EDT)
this lurk is chock-full-o-nuts
Lurker J Square L
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 12:18:37 (EDT)
We get to hunt federal agents?! Cool, where do I sign up?
WiF of gunsmoke
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 12:11:01 (EDT)
You mean it's long, depressing, and without any chance of a happy ending?
Ex Actly
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 12:10:01 (EDT)
Good thing they removed wolves from the endangered/threatened species list. Just in time for hunting season for republican federal agents.
WR
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:51:36 (EDT)
well it's not like a good D will ever get you a Super Bowl ring.
boris
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:51:08 (EDT)
and boris, Vikes is plenty offensive (like me) it's the trouncing in the other direction that's been depressing
WiF of another losing season on the horizon
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:49:20 (EDT)
"I will eat only these free-roaming chickens," he said with customary anonymity.
Guess Who?
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:47:47 (EDT)
Russian lit? You mean it's long, depressing, and without any chance of a happy ending?
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:47:02 (EDT)
good on ya' donzo. punch karim in the throat, stay far away from palmeiro's wood (i hear he takes uppers) and tell ponson i need my atkins diet book back.
boris
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:45:45 (EDT)
WiF, when will you see that being a sox fan = Russian lit?
Donstoyevsky
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:41:43 (EDT)
and comes to a complete stop right where the Vikings offense does....its own 30-yard line.
boris
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:40:07 (EDT)
Ow. You hurt don's head with bouncy word games. Listen. I have to miss tonight's game due to flight times. Am invading enemy territory again (south) and leaving NESN behind. Luckily sat and sun games are on national TV and Television. Will see Pedro's revenge in person at Camden Yards. First non Fenway game since age of 12 at Yankee Stadium 54.
Don Doff
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:39:16 (EDT)
that thing comes sliding in like he plays for a certain Bean Town B-ball team
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:37:59 (EDT)
Zeus's annoying little brother
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:36:11 (EDT)
Jesus H me.
Jesus
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:34:22 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:28:38 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:26:24 (EDT)
what might otherwise be forbidden
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:25:02 (EDT)
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:15:28 (EDT)
i'd demonstrate but i still live in fear of the BSTC threats, from the time i made it rain on the lurk and the BSTC sat on my head and wicked fotted.
boris
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:13:23 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:12:52 (EDT)
yeah like that. only not.
boris
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:11:49 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:11:24 (EDT)
is this right?
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:09:27 (EDT)
but can you make it scroll L >> R?
boris
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:08:28 (EDT)
the right side of the lurk looks empty
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:07:54 (EDT)
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:05:43 (EDT)
WiF
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:01:34 (EDT)
a sweep wouldn't not not suck.
sirob
- Friday, July 23, 2004 at 10:00:10 (EDT)
I feel like just spreading out and relaxing
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 09:44:07 (EDT)
MJ, I promise this week only to consume the meat of free running animals from an all-volunteer flock.
TS
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 09:40:05 (EDT)
If you want split webbie with us. First fill out this form and replace "show" with "website"
Awesome! Records Inc..
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 09:08:03 (EDT)
I promise not to throw any chickens against the wall, kick any chickens, stomp on any chickens, flail any chickens, or by deed or action cause any chickens any uneccessary agitation...... for a week. Is that good enough MJ?
WiF
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 08:51:33 (EDT)
Word!
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, July 23, 2004 at 05:29:21 (EDT)
already knew what red, white and black hats meant. now i know brown. anybuddy see Family Guy scene from Tron?
boris
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 23:39:25 (EDT)
if i go veg for a week, will you buy me that lunch i've been waiting, oh, like A YEAR for?
FVckhead <
emaciated@lack.food>
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 18:15:54 (EDT)
MJ am HATE lurkers
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 17:47:32 (EDT)
I AM FUCK!!!
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 17:13:40 (EDT)
Hey, I just remembered. I did my first drive by WiFi last weekend. The damn appendix episode made me forget. I pulled into a parking spot on Wickenden and searched for a signal and got a free connection. I uploaded my homework from the car and was off before the feds could nail me (well sorta). And no, no kiddie porn or masturbatory incidents with the law.
WiF goes pirate
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 16:58:02 (EDT)
who's not eatin meat this week?
WiF of pork loin on my breath
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 16:53:41 (EDT)
Cut this off Long Pig
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 16:49:36 (EDT)
KOL, fantasizing about a 3 threesome with 2 chicken gorditas from 'Mexico' on Atwells (and maybe let the Labatt blue get in on the action), feels guilty that he is such a insatiable carnivore.
KOL
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 16:49:22 (EDT)
MJ doesn't even need to click the chicken abuse video link to know what is fuck. Thank you lurk, for eating no meat this week.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 16:41:15 (EDT)
Well, maybe until tonight anyway. Personal best Monday straight thru till Thurs night, maybe even Friday night!
WR
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 16:37:09 (EDT)
is she switching to salad cream?
Hot Tomato
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 16:33:39 (EDT)
You're Elvis = WR off the sauce this week
TS
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 15:58:21 (EDT)
I don't want to enucleated before I die.
WR
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 15:57:17 (EDT)
do the brown smears on my storm doors count as stained glass?
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 15:45:10 (EDT)
The attention to detail is heavenly complete with plastic "stained glass" windows and airbrush artwork which replicates the traditional church. Inside it has an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross. Even the doors are flanked by air-filled angels.
i'm gonna marry my love doll
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 15:28:25 (EDT)
Who wants some of my yellow rice?
PMRE
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 15:18:29 (EDT)
Two
Boobs
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 15:07:11 (EDT)
they're real = i'm elvis
boris
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 14:22:08 (EDT)
"It was lust at first sight, and then it was love," the rapper told the media in relation to his new bride.
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 14:02:51 (EDT)
Would you eat food cooked in your own urine? Food scientists working for the US military have developed a dried food ration that troops can hydrate by adding the filthiest of muddy swamp water or even peeing on it.
well?
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 13:56:55 (EDT)
"Another burning tower, our second in a row,
It looks like the first one is going to implode;
Burning and screaming, Al Qaeda's a disgrace...
But there's a McDonald's five minutes from this place!
Ba ba ba ba ba...I'm lovin' it"
Rejected Fast Food Jingles
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 13:32:15 (EDT)
Gee Lois, our headlines kinda leave a lot to be desired.
Clark Kent
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 13:16:21 (EDT)
excellent. thanks! have attached stickynote suggesting they please donate left arm to a certain CF.
boris
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 13:12:37 (EDT)
from the legislation regarding organ donor/RI license shiz
page 5 line 17-20
(h) An anatomical gift that is not revoked by the donor before death is irrevocable and
does not require the consent or concurrence of any person after the donor's death., except in cases
where the deceased is under the age of eighteen (18). In cases where the deceased is under the
age of eighteen (18), an anatomical gift shall be made as set forth in section 23-18.6-3.
....and yer donor status doesn't expire with yer license either.
WiF a chance I gotz it right this time
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 13:02:27 (EDT)
damn them brackets
WiF apologies for mangled post
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:59:28 (EDT)
from the legislation regarding organ donor/RI license shiz
page 5 line 17-20
...and yer donor status doesn't expire with yer license either.
(h) An anatomical gift that is not revoked by the donor before death is irrevocable and
does not require the consent or concurrence of any person after the donor's death., except in cases
where the deceased is under the age of eighteen (18). In cases where the deceased is under the
age of eighteen (18), an anatomical gift shall be made as set forth in section 23-18.6-3.
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:58:32 (EDT)
What, me worry?
Alfred E. Steinbrenner
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:50:34 (EDT)
So one smelly fisherman says to another "let's get that 30 pack filled with beers"
Doff
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:49:58 (EDT)
know what's great about getting license renewed? for next five years mine will say weight: 160. so very not close. which brings up question: am now an official organ donor. once you have the heart thing on yr license, and you kick (or get kicked), they can just take shit w/o needing permission from anybody else, right? isn't that the point? someone anyone?
boris
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:33:17 (EDT)
Is it just coincidental that What Is Fuck can be abbreviated WiF?
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:18:41 (EDT)
and for those wondering...
sad·do [ sáddō ] (plural sad·dos)
noun
U.K. somebody pitiable or contemptible: a person who is considered uninteresting and pitiable or contemptible, especially because of a lack of taste and style ( slang insult )
[Late 20th century. Formed from sad.]
WiF a dictionary handy
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:16:09 (EDT)
Getting ready for today and the forth coming weekend.
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:12:52 (EDT)
and in the name of Guiness I claim the bandwidth consumption award of the week with this one...
WiF my willy intact
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:12:36 (EDT)
one with the native attitude
and one in the native tongue
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:09:40 (EDT)
and we all know that it's the one beer to have when you're having more than one!
WR
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:07:35 (EDT)
HEY, a new game
WR
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:06:52 (EDT)
i used to think "chong, green is good" but now I think "chong, cold is good" Now I like schaeffer.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 12:04:19 (EDT)
coors is radioactive. the plant is next door to rocky flats nuclear waste disposal site. NEXT DOOR! clear mountain springs my ass.
one who knows of beer
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 11:55:25 (EDT)
besides, what other beer than Guinness packs such high nutritional value?
WR
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 11:54:29 (EDT)
beer snobbery = only thing standing between reality and NASCAR.
boris
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 11:44:01 (EDT)
yeah no kiddin'. hey ray, what're you doing from now 'til....say.....mid-october? you into a little bullpen activity? we could also use a starter today i think. if you're not doing anything.
theodorable epstein's mom
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 11:40:10 (EDT)
Beer snobbery is weak. Guinness tastes like a fucking black licorice shake. There, I said it. I like COLD beer, especially icy cold lite beer after mowing someone's lawn while throwing frisbees.
THE SNEAK
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 11:40:08 (EDT)
look in lower left corner for the SIXTH kitty
WR
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 11:36:50 (EDT)
Getting paid to practice. Sounds like a certain baseball squad.
Ray C.
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 11:34:19 (EDT)
"soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime."
Not Lester
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 11:06:54 (EDT)
Oh and yes I drank so much frickin Guinness yesterday when I took a leak my dick yorun did that foaming-upward thing that Guinness draft does. My American Standard was frightened. Thought it was some new high-tech disinfectant.
boris
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 10:57:44 (EDT)
Ice version (or whatever it's called) certainly gets me fucked up toot-sweet. And yes Molson's way better than Coors but I'm a snob. Gimme Guinness or gimme death or gimme fitty-cent drafts at the Recess.
boris
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 10:53:07 (EDT)
A little background to why I never drink Adolph's shiz (besides it being pisswater). I hope Molson comes to it's senses. I'd hate adding Molson to the do-not-drink list.
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 10:44:17 (EDT)
Blue Jay Delgado- "the stupidest war ever"
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 10:40:02 (EDT)
Molson Canadian is a fine beer. This is the first time I have doubted the word of BOris.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 10:38:49 (EDT)
that's happened in all 6 Tours. roadside fans are mental. worse than spitting is fact that they're allowed to mill aboot on the actual road until racers show up, then scamper oot of the way -- often so late the riders have to swerve to avoid knocking little thierry weewee into a ravine. most importantly, it's a darned good thing molson and coors merged. one less brand to completely ignore.
boris
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 10:33:37 (EDT)
on the way to Tour De Six-Pack?
During Wednesday's time trial, Armstrong was booed, spat at and insulted, but shrugged off hostile sections of the crowd packing the road to win the stage
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 10:16:45 (EDT)
I love lamp
The Sneak
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 10:10:42 (EDT)
um.... 5 kittens?
ten eyes divided by two equals five
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 10:09:54 (EDT)
The next six pack of kittens to go in the freezer 
WR
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 09:50:19 (EDT)
Brian
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 09:36:32 (EDT)
Hello....Buy a Porsche?
Stewie
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 09:11:44 (EDT)
Alright I'm resisting the temptation to make reference to some other Natasha.
Let's just say... WELCOME TO THE PLANET OF THE APES
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 09:02:16 (EDT)
Number one with a swizzle stick
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 08:43:02 (EDT)
“The cat was in the freezer 17 hours and was only one degree below what its normal body temperature is,” Mayor Patton said. “So what does that tell you,” the mayor was asked. “There’s a red flag up,” he responded.
Obviously, someone removed the cat and placed it back in the freezer before calling authorities.
WiF
Catskills, USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 08:20:38 (EDT)
Damon throw>Manny throw.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 07:21:40 (EDT)
Pleckheads?
boris
- Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 22:09:31 (EDT)
and pain subject, how's this for a headline...
'If fish can feel pain, then maybe Iraqi children can, too'
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 18:33:17 (EDT)
PLECTRUM! Resistance is futile!
Plecborg
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 18:03:57 (EDT)
Just checked the peta video in full. There are sum sick fvks in those plants. The part towards the end where the they make like chickens are trampolines is the show stopper.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 18:01:38 (EDT)
the six in back are the six that got snagged today. the hoodies say all six heads are gonna roll unless the company they work for leaves the country.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 17:56:14 (EDT)
Huh? Which longpig is beheading which longpig in that photo?
Little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 17:46:02 (EDT)
The next six-pack-o-heads is set to roll
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 17:37:36 (EDT)
LURK #160,000- WOOHOO! First I had in ages
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 17:34:01 (EDT)
explain please
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 16:25:20 (EDT)
I DO know that your chicken needs a good de-beakin', WiF
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 16:08:07 (EDT)
QUICK...steal these lyrics...when I was just a baby, before I could speak
I would line up all my letter blocks alphabetically
and now it’s my vocation and my passion to assign
every decimal-numbered shelf to every decimal-numbered spine
I’m a librarian, I’m a librarian
and I like it quiet so the pages can be heard
I’m a librarian, I’m a librarian
and I do it for the love of the word
I bring order out of chaos, I shine light into the dark
because power comes from knowledge just like fire from a spark
and like Gutenberg and Luther with press and pen in hand
I take the message to the masses in a form they understand
I’m a librarian, I’m a librarian
and I like it quiet so the pages can be heard
I’m a librarian, I’m a librarian
and I do it for the love of the word
and when the day is over I go home at 5:03
and I give thanks to God and then to Andrew Carnegie
and the U.S. Constitution and Orwell, Poe, and Twain
and I’ll return at 8AM to open up again
I’m a librarian, I’m a librarian
and I like it quiet so the pages can be heard
I’m a librarian, I’m a librarian
and I do it for the love of the word
WR
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 16:06:06 (EDT)
I'm # 159960!!!!!!!!!!!
TS
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 15:26:46 (EDT)
eat this.
TS
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 14:48:36 (EDT)
blenderized greaseballs, I'll pass. Never did understand the grease sponge attraction.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 14:39:00 (EDT)
Had a Lester sighting last night at an east side bar down the end of a loading dock. Apparently Lester impersonation the other day was performed by an actual Lester. So eat your words TS.
Lester Street Team
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 14:38:55 (EDT)
Libraries are the "perfect environment" for robots...Perfect for replacing miss cunty pants...
WR
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 14:23:50 (EDT)
causing g@s with every sip
WR
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 14:14:22 (EDT)
or...
A spokesman for PETA said, "This is bad for us. Most of our members haven't eaten anything since hearing about the results. Our lawyers are looking into suing Mother Earth for false advertising, but concede that the suit will probably be inconclusive. In the meantime we'll be surviving on vitamin supplements and water."
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 14:06:52 (EDT)
two choice quotes from this one
Plants such as the tomato also have been known to abort their young!
Or, perhaps man should be made to experience extinction because after all, plants and animals feel pain and suffering, and since man causes so much of it he should be removed from the planet. It can be easily accomplished, we just don’t eat anything living, or that was once alive
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 14:04:05 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 13:58:03 (EDT)
Ellison and bands from far away places, august 11th @ ASS220. Be There or Be Somewhere Better.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 13:52:06 (EDT)
kill me
The red X
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 13:19:15 (EDT)
hello...?
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 13:18:53 (EDT)
HERE she is...
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 13:18:09 (EDT)
LONG LIVE QOC!!!
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 13:17:42 (EDT)
HI FRIENDS! HI! Did you MISS ME??!! Thanks for the O'Franken update. I was wondering how Air America was doing. Wish we could get it 'round here. Dan, your ad calling for rock was great. Someone just told me that was you. To Chong and you other meaters: See? You're coming around. Slowly but surely you'll make the switch away from dog to vegetables.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 13:15:52 (EDT)
BS would like to release a split webpage with the FIDs on Awesome Records. Do it.
BS Marketing Ass
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 13:09:35 (EDT)
Looks like one of the rats found his tongue...
"We were in contact directly by fax and email and phone with Donald Rumsfeld's office," he said, referring to the Secretary of Defense.
"The American authorities absolutely condoned what we did, they absolutely supported what we did. We have extensive evidence to that ... We're prepared to show emails and correspondence and tape recorded conversations," he said.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 12:40:53 (EDT)
O'Franken beats O'Reilly
O'WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 12:30:38 (EDT)
"It sounds crazy, but when he looked at me he looked into my soul. It was surreal. I'll never have another experience like that."
Who knows, really, what's in the mind of a beluga whale?
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 12:03:18 (EDT)
Almost forgot the best part -- plectrum®-shaped communion wafers!
- Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 12:02:51 (EDT)
It's been done. Or haven't you heard of the Benny-ficent Church of the Holy Guitarest? All donations tax-deductible!
boris
- Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 12:00:26 (EDT)
OK, here'as the plan. We go to the Middleblob council and tell them we've formed the First Church of the Sizzle. Then we play comedy CD continuously at mega-volume from 8PM to midnight every day but Friday and Saturday (wouldn't want to interfere with weekend club worshippers). We can take donations door-to-door in the neighborhood. And here's the beauty part, we tell em that we'll stop playing the comedy CD as soon as we raise a hundred dollars (of course we're lying). I bet you can raise damn near a hundred dollars per door with that strategy.
WiF of desecration
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 11:56:27 (EDT)
kfc's gonna get in more trouble for torture than gwb?
wtf?
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 11:53:20 (EDT)
chong, at least ya got the dog to tide you through the next couple of days
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 11:46:54 (EDT)
Well I eat at KFC about once every three years but I wont ever eat there again. The de-beaking thing is sick and fuck them. I wish I didn't like eating meat so much.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 11:45:04 (EDT)
And the lurk thought I was immature and insolent... hey WtF, thanks for the Bristol link.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 11:20:05 (EDT)
what does it mean if your dog's tongue turns blue?
the little bush that blue
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 11:06:01 (EDT)
that was me saying "wow" softly after that first loving bite
the boston creme donut
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 11:03:54 (EDT)
So I'm sitting in the comedy studio and a studio engineer grabs a dunkin donuts boston creme out of the bag, takes a slow loving first bite, and says in a low soft voice "wow".
Doff
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 10:48:26 (EDT)
Poco, the friendly little beluga whale, swims dangerously close to the Bush Kennebunkport compound, gets detained for suspected terrorist act by secret service.
WR
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 10:25:39 (EDT)
Yo MJ, Bristol sprawl made USA Today
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 09:58:29 (EDT)
greeted by flowers in the streets, yada yada....
yada yada yada....
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 09:55:02 (EDT)
But it was in the name of freedom and liberation!!
Langston
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 09:29:21 (EDT)
for those who've lost count
901 dead US GI longpigs
121 dead "other" GI longpigs
2.09 longpigs/day
5394 wounded US longpigs
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 09:18:02 (EDT)
de-skunking recipe, iffen ya gonna eat that critter ya might as well not have skunk fots for the next three days
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 09:11:36 (EDT)
Dog of chong lose battle with skunk last night. Now chong whole house smell like vic loincloth. Hope honorable cocktail of douche and lemon juice do the trick. If not I know what's on the menu for dinner tonight.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 08:51:26 (EDT)
The already famous town of Fond Du Lac has just decided to change their name to Fond Du Mac
WiF of 20,000 fots
USA - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 08:15:57 (EDT)
Good bloody lord sir, they fucking won. Foulke did not give up a grand slam. I heart Pokey and will pray to the sweet baby Jesus every day until he is healed.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 23:50:47 (EDT)
hey WiFi, broaden bandwidth and speak sluggo stories to me. slurry talk no workey. nite nite
fart
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 20:53:51 (EDT)
as in 1000 pounds
egads
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 18:56:56 (EDT)
i am big
real big
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 18:49:23 (EDT)
Is that a couple subject lines offa some spam mail or what?
heh?
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 18:29:10 (EDT)
Mmmm long chicken?
McD's
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 18:16:26 (EDT)
TOUCHDOWN + TWO POINT CONVERSION!!!!
Papi
The Dominican - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 17:56:31 (EDT)
Decisions decisions:
HELMUT FRICKER
BUTTON ACCORDIONIST AND
COMEDIAN
REAL ICON IN BEAVER CREEK, CO
STROLLS ALONG THE PLAZA AREA
ON ALMOST ANY AFTERNOON
FABULOUS ENTERTAINER
PEGGY MUELLER'S BUTTON BOX MUSIC
FASCHING LAACK'S HALL
WITH
DORF KAPELLE,
JOHNSONVILLE, WI
Huh?
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 17:25:15 (EDT)
pokey hurt last nite -- appendicitis.
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 17:08:57 (EDT)
Never > 86
Captain Obvious
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 17:07:38 (EDT)
MOTHER OF DOG IT'S 1-0 SEATTLE!!!!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:57:01 (EDT)
It's my SUPREME HOTNESS that makes men's appendix' burst and womans ass hair curl.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:51:56 (EDT)
back to rebellious internal organs for a minute- What exactly is it about the lurk that causes chronic appendicitis?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:45:48 (EDT)
So I'm half-way as big a loser as the sux. WOW, that's saying something
WiF of pride for no apparent reason
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:43:07 (EDT)
and if it's still true when I'm 86, chances are everything else on me will hurt as much as your comment
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:41:05 (EDT)
Vikes were born same year as me, 1961. To figure out my age I just calculate how many times the Vikes haven't won the big one then add zero.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:39:00 (EDT)
do the math. you're halfway there.
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:29:27 (EDT)
boris, if that's still true in 86 years, I'll be really hurt by that comment.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:27:33 (EDT)
Brunes just set franchise merch record for "Empty Yellow Seat" t-shirts.
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:26:33 (EDT)
Super Bowl wins : 0
Super Bowl losses: 4
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:22:30 (EDT)
He takes slap shots in the clubhouse before he blows every save. Obviously Brunes through and through.
Doff
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 16:17:13 (EDT)
oops, not the parking fine on the little red X, the overtime parking on this baby
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:58:45 (EDT)
and who's gonna pay for the overtime parking fine on this old jalopy?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:56:04 (EDT)
and almost 32 years since we were last there on Dec 14, '72, but that still beats the 86 years since the red sux made it to the top.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:53:47 (EDT)
35 years today, since man first landed on the moon
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:49:15 (EDT)
And BTW Theo you smug doosh. How's that ten mill for BK Kim treatin' ya? How's Mendoza treatin' ya? Howbout Williamson? I'm sure you wouldn't wanna exchange that $10,000,000.00 for, say, giving Namor or 'Tek what they want.
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:44:06 (EDT)
joseph i'm surprised you've given him slack until now. you did know he's a HUGE bruins fan right? from (i think) san diego -- that hockey hotbed.
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:39:54 (EDT)
Whatever guys, what the hell is up with FOULKE? Fucking Chong can pitch better than that fatass.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:30:40 (EDT)
my potty is in a rage everytime it sees my hirsute azz
WiF good reason i might add
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:28:54 (EDT)
leaking the plan, A- gives them cover if Heathrow gets hit, and B- an excuse to spend another billion or so on a revised "secret" plan.
cynical cyd
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:26:37 (EDT)
Diaz brandished a Burger King straw dispenser, police said.
Potty Rage: Two Charged In Burger King Bathroom Battle
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:25:18 (EDT)
Scotland Yard has ordered an inquiry into how its confidential blueprint on protecting London's Heathrow airport from a terrorist attack was found abandoned beside a service station near one of the airport's terminals.
The plans, found by an astonished motorist, would have given would-be terrorists a step-by-step guide to mounting an attack on the world's busiest airport.
SOMEONE'S geting their balls fried for that one
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:24:03 (EDT)
yet another set of connections between you-know-who-and-you-know-who
the pretzelarm band
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:23:44 (EDT)
"Bull fries are all beef and one of the leanest meats on the market," Williams said. "They're 100 percent cholesterol-free."
Give Bull Fries a Try
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:22:12 (EDT)
Hey, call me, I'm a certified Master Abater!
Al E. Wacker
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:15:09 (EDT)
That wasn't Punk Rock Aerobics so much as it was Punk Rock ABATEMENT.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:09:35 (EDT)
wake all i can tell ya is my cuz the arkie-tect said be careful w/ abatement "specialists" esp since given the nature of removal (esp creation of dust, which goes wherever the eff it wants) it's wicked easy to re-infect a recently scoured residence. like, too easy. so a lotta "specialists" make half-assed, straphanger jobs of it then tell you "it's the dust, can't do nothing about that" when that's only half-true and yr $$ goes down the American Standard. my cuz' firm does lotta urban rehabs. least carcieri extended the abatement deadline a year.....
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 15:04:07 (EDT)
um, TS, is there something you aren't telling us...?
luxury suite, eh?
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 14:53:15 (EDT)
how about longpig suicide aerobics? (with video)
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 14:51:18 (EDT)
the three-phase technology demonstration, known as the Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP) programme.
i'm breathing really heavily
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 14:33:50 (EDT)
Can we get at least one comment on the punk rock aerobics?
WR
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 14:01:26 (EDT)
funny? no
the lady from nantucket
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 13:43:50 (EDT)
Okay, so I have a slightly hydroencephalatic head but I sure know when to hit a grand slam.
Brett Boone
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 13:19:09 (EDT)
Since I'm about to experience a B.usy M.orning, I really don't have time to scroll down thru the earlier logs. I only have time to read the one I see right here on top. Yes. Lady from Pottymouth with the Cessna question on Jeopardy is not only funny haha it is funny strange.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 13:13:24 (EDT)
alright, again. pay attention. lady from portsmouth on jeopardy last night gets cessna question. isn't that funny? no? NO?
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 12:59:56 (EDT)
What is FUCK!?!
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 12:53:04 (EDT)
890 US dead, 20,000 Iraqi dead
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 11:44:32 (EDT)
Ho Chi Miniwheats
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 11:44:30 (EDT)
is that downstream, and is beer involved?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 11:41:39 (EDT)
Who wants to canoe the Taunton river with me, from Middleboro to Dighton?
The Sneak
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 11:15:33 (EDT)
would you all leave me alone? I'm trying to get some work done
WR
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 11:12:41 (EDT)
Looks like the tail is trying to wag the dog into war with Syria and Iran too. Gee I wonder what could possibly inspire a longterm CIA employee like Allawi to say such inflammatory shiz?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 11:11:13 (EDT)
of of?
spallspallczech
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 11:06:15 (EDT)
and an example of chong banter
WiF of of chronic, but funny appendicitis
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:55:46 (EDT)
headshot of chong sans red jumpsuit
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:52:57 (EDT)
See what I say? Now you all funny for a change because of what I say! Dance my little puppets DANCE!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:52:40 (EDT)
i saw the empty boxes of Ho Chi Miniwheats in your trash.
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:46:02 (EDT)
Is that Chong in the front row in the breeders photo? In the red hooded jumpsuit?
Corky
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:45:40 (EDT)
What is FUCK! Everyone is mean at chong but when chong mean you jump on my bak! I DONT EVEN EAT CEREAL!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:44:46 (EDT)
Chong hit low blow.
Doff
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:43:11 (EDT)
fuckin A chong, who peed in your corn flakes?
boris
- Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:39:23 (EDT)
Note the lack of banter in this pre-chong pic from back in the breeders days. I can almost see a thought bubble above your head "I should tell a joke on stage tonight. Maybe something about the monitors? Nah..."
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:24:09 (EDT)
SEE! YOu even stole "shiftless layabouts" from me! YOU NEED ME TO BE FUNNY! WITHOUT CHONG HUMOR BENNY SIZZLER IS JUST ONE TON SHOTGUN WITH A VEGAN!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:11:30 (EDT)
.
Guitar Face
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 10:07:51 (EDT)
Chong, you're not mad, you're just tired. And maybe a little bit jealous of my original HOT ST@GE BANTER and smoking GUIT@R LICKS!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 09:33:04 (EDT)
Listen you shiftless layabouts and scafflaws, I'm telling you, DON had the rare recurrent appendicitis. The thing would spooge, heal, spooge, scar over, spooge, etc etc. for four fucking years. Fucking booze was given up for NAUGHT! WiF, it may just be gas
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 09:31:11 (EDT)
WiF=One openly weird dude.
C(hong)RAPPER JOHN MD
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 09:24:44 (EDT)
Just did the quicky research and the gallbladder is too far north for sure. So looks like the appendix is the offending appendage. Chronic variety, 1% of the cases, guess all I can hope is that I'm one of the even smaller percentage that the appendix expels the infected spooge successfully without recurrence. About the only positive I see is that it'll be better to have the little bugger removed than to mistakenly give up the hooch.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 09:08:23 (EDT)
appendix still an appendage. pain almost completely gone. CHRONIC appendicitis? That's a new one on me. I thought once the appendix started shiz it was strictly a one act organ. Rebound pain? Maybe at the worst of it, but it takes a noticable prodding to get the sore spots attention at the moment. So doc MJ, what be the persisting type symptoms to the chronic variety?
A second organ theory also arose last night. My sis has been having gall bladder troubles and that little bugger's location is just north of the appendix and with my girth doing it's imitation of urban expansion, the organ's hood is less determinate.
So was Don's appendix solution eventual removal? Big woose that I am, I'd rather face a bar full of rioting drunks than someone board certified to only cut me where it'll be an improvement.
It does include the Rev. Heat's Jonny Quest and someone called Tanya Donelly on Josie & the Pussycats.
Speaking of SPAM, anyone seen Dexter?
= Vic = FUNNY
