n't find it.
cheffy
- Thursday, June 16, 2016 at 14:48:22 (EDT)
MJ is so old...
The Sneak
- Friday, June 03, 2016 at 15:45:30 (EDT)
New group? At your age? Were they embalmers?
Chong Lee
- Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 20:54:25 (EDT)
Busted out the "bright skyball" bit to a new group recently. Was a hit!
mj
- Wednesday, May 18, 2016 at 12:52:24 (EDT)
Go back inside Hairbear
Todd's mom
- Monday, May 09, 2016 at 15:19:39 (EDT)
Big sky fire ball hurt eye.
WiF
- Sunday, May 08, 2016 at 20:41:06 (EDT)
is this band any good?
Todd
- Friday, May 06, 2016 at 14:11:04 (EDT)
I wasn't talking about your "hits"......
Chong Lee
- Thursday, April 28, 2016 at 16:00:22 (EDT)
We didn't make it BC ole GR was prepping to go under the knife.
KOL
- Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 19:47:01 (EDT)
And lastly which lineup from which decade?
mj®
- Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 00:09:17 (EDT)
First of all reading is stupid
mjĒ
- Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 00:06:28 (EDT)
First of all I had to look up John Cena and you're right
mjē
- Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 00:05:40 (EDT)
first of all you weren't on the guest list but in my mind I wanted that for you
mj®
- Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 00:04:35 (EDT)
first of all it was in Newport
mj
- Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 00:03:57 (EDT)
first of all all we play is the hits
mj:(
- Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 00:03:31 (EDT)
Also I'm reading 11/22/63 and I was in the middle of a really good sentence when I had to leave for work.
Chong Lee
- Monday, April 25, 2016 at 16:26:57 (EDT)
Also, Nason's cousin looks like John Cena
Chong Lee
- Monday, April 25, 2016 at 16:19:28 (EDT)
Also, WWF SMACKDOWN was on
Chong Lee
- Monday, April 25, 2016 at 16:15:39 (EDT)
Also, I like the old lineup better.
Chong Lee
- Monday, April 25, 2016 at 16:15:06 (EDT)
Also I wasn't sure if I was on the guest list.
Chong Lee
- Monday, April 25, 2016 at 16:13:45 (EDT)
Also it was in Newport
Chong Lee
- Monday, April 25, 2016 at 16:11:56 (EDT)
I had to work. Also you guys don't play the hits anymore.
Chong Lee
- Monday, April 25, 2016 at 15:44:17 (EDT)
why no chongo go to show?
Nason even brought his awesome cousin the NAVY SEAL
- Monday, April 25, 2016 at 11:32:33 (EDT)
Potato chip weekend!
party starts now
- Friday, April 22, 2016 at 17:01:45 (EDT)
dude, It was a whole thing...... so much
Chong Lee
- Wednesday, April 20, 2016 at 16:00:45 (EDT)
So I heard that little chihuahua's not wearing any pants in that poster.
Lord Bendover
- Tuesday, April 19, 2016 at 21:23:35 (EDT)
but how did she know?
mj :(
- Wednesday, April 13, 2016 at 11:33:35 (EDT)
The waitress in a bar in bumfuck ct just asked me if my name was Chong....
Chong lee
- Saturday, April 09, 2016 at 22:09:20 (EDT)
SPACE PANTS! Please ignore skit taking place
that is all
- Thursday, April 07, 2016 at 13:55:06 (EDT)
EVERYBODY COME SEE MO'S HARDON IN HIS FORMAL GARDON APRIL 23 PARLOR NEWPORT WITH THE UPPER CRUST
BS Promotional Captain
- Thursday, April 07, 2016 at 12:28:32 (EDT)
I think Brad is two rings short of a three ring binder.
Painful Reminder
- Monday, March 28, 2016 at 14:19:16 (EDT)
y do any of you losers still come her anyway
brad
- Saturday, March 26, 2016 at 16:45:43 (EDT)
I look pretty good in a black leotard, a nice blend of sultry and menacing. Not sure about flesh colored.
KOL
- Thursday, March 10, 2016 at 11:24:18 (EST)
I guess yawgoo is closed for the season anyway.... cause it's like 80 out
Chongo
- Thursday, March 10, 2016 at 09:12:06 (EST)
On the 25th anniversary of Johnny Thunders death no less.
KOL
- Wednesday, March 09, 2016 at 12:48:39 (EST)
BS and the Upper Crust together again at last! April 23, Parlor, Newport, RI.
BS Promotional Captain
- Wednesday, March 02, 2016 at 14:51:02 (EST)
I used to be besties with T.P.
B.M.
- Wednesday, March 02, 2016 at 13:52:13 (EST)
my balls hurt
hurt balls guy
- Tuesday, March 01, 2016 at 20:59:25 (EST)
KOL. how do you look in a flesh colored leotard?
BS
- Sunday, February 28, 2016 at 11:29:58 (EST)
practice friday night? I'll bring the beer.
Mark Zuckerbooger-tits
- Thursday, February 25, 2016 at 20:08:02 (EST)
I wanna tag along and do merch for this big news thing. Got vacation time to burn and I won't steal from the til.
KOL
- Monday, February 22, 2016 at 16:20:55 (EST)
I heard Benny Sizzler MIGHT practice next week
Officer Decibel Level
- Friday, February 19, 2016 at 14:23:02 (EST)
hey zuckerburgtits-you got a kid that plays hoops?
coach
- Tuesday, February 16, 2016 at 23:23:58 (EST)
I'm bringin this place back.. lets start a war with the noiseboard. anyone have a link?
Mark Zuckerbooger-tits
- Sunday, February 14, 2016 at 20:20:05 (EST)
mark your being a little generous, don,t you think?
Ron Potty Mouth
- Saturday, February 13, 2016 at 19:47:14 (EST)
dream on Bif please-not-naked, this shitshow of a webbie gets about 2.9 posts per week. Facebook is the future!
Mark Zuckerbooger-tits
- Friday, February 12, 2016 at 16:04:32 (EST)
Doris, Leeron AND Rick Middleblob in one week? FUCK FACEBOOK! The LURK lives!!!
mj
- Wednesday, February 10, 2016 at 21:57:08 (EST)
Guys it's been fun and all but we're running out of webspace. Time to close shop.
Mark Zuckerbooger-tits
- Monday, February 08, 2016 at 19:23:58 (EST)
what is fuck is what http://bellyofficial.com/2016/02/08/february-8-2016-2/
dirty
- Monday, February 08, 2016 at 18:04:06 (EST)
Whats shakin?
Leeron
- Monday, February 08, 2016 at 14:59:19 (EST)
Yo doris, no matter how much time passes we'll never soil our knees for Dit Clapper.
Rick Middleblob
- Sunday, February 07, 2016 at 17:28:34 (EST)
J. H. Christ I piss off for a year and they're blowing Mattingly. What is fuck.
doris
- Saturday, February 06, 2016 at 20:47:26 (EST)
Benny Sizzler /Motorhead tribute band at The Parlour, Newport, Friday Feb 5th
Lemmy's boil
- Thursday, February 04, 2016 at 00:31:40 (EST)
So yada yada we rocked the paradise for a good cause and met Bernie Williams and hung out and now we're huge Yankees fans (Don's great Uncle Red Sox pitcher Ray Collins is rolling over in his grave) but now we're back to the real world of the SIZZ. Watch out, bitches, cuz 2016 is gonna be OUR YEAR. Yup this one. This year. This here year of 2016. Yup. The year of the Sizz. This is the one.
mj
- Friday, January 15, 2016 at 17:34:38 (EST)
I was very, very ill. Wish we could have gone but was on the couch complaining.
KOL
- Thursday, January 07, 2016 at 15:40:05 (EST)
Brown Beehive
Just Sayin'
- Tuesday, January 05, 2016 at 23:52:03 (EST)
Grizz came out as a HOMEOWNER!
mj
- Wednesday, December 23, 2015 at 21:28:52 (EST)
Todd has a CD
Todd's mom
- Wednesday, December 23, 2015 at 15:51:35 (EST)
I saw Wif digging into the Tidy cat pretty hard
Todd
- Wednesday, December 23, 2015 at 11:50:10 (EST)
or did he?

- Monday, December 21, 2015 at 13:06:35 (EST)
Nason lost cat shit roulette
mj
- Sunday, December 20, 2015 at 19:53:29 (EST)
Guys i missed the show. Can you play the songs for me in your basement tonight? I'll play drums.
Chong
- Saturday, December 19, 2015 at 11:32:32 (EST)
Ready for the buffet
WiF
- Friday, December 18, 2015 at 18:30:25 (EST)
Mitch Cumstein, Slim Jim, Bad Penny, and Cole Soares will be entertaining the poop troops tonight at the Met Cafe.
They just won't go away
- Friday, December 18, 2015 at 13:08:59 (EST)
Black Land Rover found at Shaw's Middleblob.
RI OU 812
- Thursday, December 17, 2015 at 13:58:15 (EST)
Rocco's bringing the crackers for the whistling contest Friday night.
Leave your teeth in the jar
- Monday, December 14, 2015 at 23:27:10 (EST)
fuck rock check out the dogs at BI Library this Friday
rock is dead
- Wednesday, December 09, 2015 at 10:47:09 (EST)
note to Bob Dobbins:
mj
- Saturday, November 28, 2015 at 16:27:12 (EST)
Benny Sizzler Buffet. No lie. Front of stage. Dec 18. 9pm sharp.
mj
- Saturday, November 28, 2015 at 16:26:28 (EST)
Apparently we all have to miss the Christmas Carol sing along at the nursing home we all inhabit due to some sort of "concert" in Pawtucket. Frankly I'm scared of Pawtucket during the day and don't trust the absorbency of my undergarment to handle it at night. Anyway 12/18 is going to be a long late night. I recommend everyone hide the saltines from the dining room in napkins and save them for this community outing as I don't think the requisite "box lunch" will be provided.
Rocco
- Thursday, November 19, 2015 at 18:34:55 (EST)
This Sizz gig will be - no lie - the first time I ever set foot in the new Met.
KOL
- Monday, November 16, 2015 at 12:18:22 (EST)
WTF IS GOING ON DUDES??
Friend of a friend
- Monday, November 16, 2015 at 06:35:23 (EST)
IS THIS BAND ANY GOOD???
Bob Dobbins
- Monday, November 16, 2015 at 06:33:20 (EST)
werd - Sizz with Hope Anchor, The Figgs, Upper Crust at the Met 12/18
BSPC
- Thursday, November 12, 2015 at 13:39:32 (EST)
purely intentional KITH reference!
mj
- Tuesday, November 10, 2015 at 19:14:01 (EST)
Mmm...
soup
- Tuesday, November 10, 2015 at 13:59:31 (EST)
Is that a Kids in the Hall reference?
KOL
- Tuesday, November 10, 2015 at 08:50:27 (EST)
What?! Cheffy used the 5 letter word on the lurk?! Someone, anyone, wash his mouth out with SOUP!
mj
- Wednesday, November 04, 2015 at 22:43:08 (EST)
I know it's taboo to talk about music, or bands, or bands making music on this site, but...you guys ROCK!
cheffy
- Monday, November 02, 2015 at 09:14:33 (EST)
Sweet! I will call said slavic dude.
Bennyslist
- Thursday, October 15, 2015 at 20:03:49 (EDT)
One JCM800 slant cab full O celestion 30s is begging for hot rock action. Yours for a reasonable sum. I'm so dumb but now I understand.
KOL
- Thursday, October 15, 2015 at 14:06:42 (EDT)
Did you mention you have a cab for sale? I know a certain slavic fellow who sports the yellow and browns looking for such a thing to match his 900 series.
The nebulous web strikes again
- Wednesday, October 14, 2015 at 22:53:57 (EDT)
Yeah I'm not sure the $350 bucks the remaining cab will bring is gonna cover it. Sad to see it for sale. Beautiful machine. Alas, I'm more likely to spend silly money on a bicycle than a motorcycle.
KOL
- Wednesday, October 14, 2015 at 13:51:09 (EDT)
If KOL can sell his Marshall...
Blind + Bike =
- Saturday, October 10, 2015 at 15:55:44 (EDT)
Sometimes I like to take advantage of the extra lane when I'm driving.
Some people call it the oncoming traffic lane.
- Monday, October 05, 2015 at 16:32:59 (EDT)
flattered by offer. lets plan something for a future date.
KOL
- Monday, October 05, 2015 at 10:06:24 (EDT)
I don't know about the Hat sitting in but how about the KOL...?
mj
- Friday, September 25, 2015 at 10:33:36 (EDT)
Ah! I thought London was a new BC's name.
mj
- Friday, September 25, 2015 at 10:32:07 (EDT)
Can I be your sidekick?!
Downtown Julie Brown
- Friday, September 25, 2015 at 10:31:11 (EDT)
Everybody! Please tune in to my new podcast. "Scat Chat"
It has nothing to do with jazz
- Friday, September 25, 2015 at 10:20:48 (EDT)
Is the scurvy dog aware you're planning on setting up shop in their parking lot? Would the Hat deign to make a guest appearance? Will it be nice weather?
the original KOL
- Monday, September 21, 2015 at 10:49:56 (EDT)
There were sightings (of course) in the UK of other BCs. Max is an only dog for the time being.
GR
- Monday, September 21, 2015 at 08:13:33 (EDT)
Yes, London called. And then stupit RI re-called and we had to come back.
GR
- Monday, September 21, 2015 at 08:12:19 (EDT)
hey wait mj been out of the country. Is GR trying to tell me that LONDON has called...?!!!
mj
- Friday, September 18, 2015 at 11:51:29 (EDT)
okay: scurvy dog, october 11th, outside
booking agents have nothing to do with books.
- Wednesday, September 16, 2015 at 10:08:30 (EDT)
YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY A SHOW.
CHONG LEE
- Tuesday, September 15, 2015 at 19:54:59 (EDT)
Greetings from the land Angus came from. Any pro tips for London?
GR
- Tuesday, September 15, 2015 at 18:48:14 (EDT)
god bless the frenzy of tongs
samoe
- Tuesday, September 15, 2015 at 16:25:23 (EDT)
That poster scared me!
cheffy
- Friday, September 04, 2015 at 11:47:05 (EDT)
Did I hear a rumor that Benny Sizzler is playing this Saturday at Jimmy's in Newport...and that there is a Proud of Stupid Things reunion as well!?!
cheffy
- Thursday, September 03, 2015 at 07:18:13 (EDT)
DARRYL DAWKINS DIES AT AGE 58
Chocolate Thunder Struck
- Thursday, August 27, 2015 at 16:24:20 (EDT)
Just tried to call the bulkhead residents. Important, call me back.
Rocco
- Thursday, August 27, 2015 at 10:12:51 (EDT)
da fuck is this
A
- Wednesday, August 26, 2015 at 17:06:29 (EDT)
When's good? Lets do it before I forget the 4 chords I still remember.
KOL
- Monday, August 17, 2015 at 13:04:07 (EDT)
KOL - seriously, we could try it. I got a big ole acoustic bass
do they still make wax paper?
- Sunday, August 16, 2015 at 15:20:39 (EDT)
me too, cheffy!
mj
- Sunday, August 16, 2015 at 15:19:26 (EDT)
I'm still Proud of Stupid Things.
chef
- Tuesday, August 11, 2015 at 13:15:02 (EDT)
Not if you go full acoustic. It will be like the Eagles, a wonderful group whose timeless sound has aged much more gracefully than say, Op Ivy.
the original KOL
- Tuesday, August 11, 2015 at 09:29:59 (EDT)
Maybe a Taco Night is just what the nurse practitioner ordered
mj:(
- Tuesday, August 11, 2015 at 08:29:21 (EDT)
Rest in Peace, Angus. Please say hello to Obi, Falbo, Onion, Edith, Annie and Chiquita. Love you guys.
mj:(
- Tuesday, August 11, 2015 at 08:27:45 (EDT)
WHEN TACO NIGHT???
Chong Lee
- Friday, August 07, 2015 at 10:48:38 (EDT)
of all the bad things, that is the worst thing :(
don
- Wednesday, August 05, 2015 at 00:36:12 (EDT)
One more to add to the dead buddies club :(
GR
- Tuesday, August 04, 2015 at 11:45:06 (EDT)
We should def have a taco night. With actual tacos.
the original KOL
- Tuesday, August 04, 2015 at 10:42:26 (EDT)
fuck Marshall Stacks I'm all About MARSHAL's SLACKS
CHONG LEE
- Saturday, August 01, 2015 at 14:37:00 (EDT)
oh no, you guys.
mj
- Saturday, August 01, 2015 at 10:45:14 (EDT)
Angus; age 15 1/2. Can you guess his health and quality of life?
Wakefield Irregulars
- Monday, July 27, 2015 at 14:15:32 (EDT)
RIGHT? MARSHALL's??!! Talk about turning it up to 11. You should see the fucking camo capris I'm wearing right now
mj
- Friday, July 24, 2015 at 12:48:26 (EDT)
There's a different kind of Marshalls in my life now.
the original KOL
- Friday, July 24, 2015 at 09:26:19 (EDT)
now get to chummin the stalls!
Squid barn
- Thursday, July 23, 2015 at 14:59:56 (EDT)
guys i swallowed some seamen
Giant squid
- Wednesday, July 22, 2015 at 16:54:06 (EDT)
jump jive and wail! SWING MUSIC IS BACK BABY!!!!
FUCK-E-MO
- Wednesday, July 22, 2015 at 16:52:37 (EDT)
Sorry couldn't make the NN show and the Problems singalong with Phelpsy Destroyer - was too beat from the morning's activities. Could someone post some pics?
mj :(
- Wednesday, July 15, 2015 at 12:38:04 (EDT)
What should I wear in the underworld?
hmm?
- Tuesday, July 14, 2015 at 13:52:25 (EDT)
I bicycled by it's abandoned remains a few years back and was thoroughly creeped out.

"Let's take a trip to enchanted forest, the fun exciting place where fairy tales come true. Let's to a trip to enchanted forest, I could spend the whole day playing there with you.


the original KOL
- Monday, July 13, 2015 at 12:59:23 (EDT)
do anyones remember ENchanted forest.?
better Bettsonoff
- Sunday, July 12, 2015 at 10:14:13 (EDT)
Rob Phelps is going to see NN at Jimmies tomorrow night. He requests "Problems". I guess we've become one big band!
chef
- Friday, July 10, 2015 at 21:58:16 (EDT)
If this place is the Expos old stadium, then I'm Tim 'Rock' Raines.
Enjoying the Show
- Wednesday, July 01, 2015 at 15:52:22 (EDT)
This week on 30 for 30.
Guy used to play sports. Now he doesn't play sports
- Tuesday, June 30, 2015 at 12:16:35 (EDT)
uh oh
D I
- Tuesday, June 30, 2015 at 10:24:45 (EDT)
you still go to that yellow and brown website? no, not really. It's like those pictures of olympic stadiums a few years after the games. just a hollow shell of it's former greatness.
dead inside
- Tuesday, June 30, 2015 at 10:20:12 (EDT)
The memory has all but faded.
But not the smell
- Monday, June 29, 2015 at 12:32:27 (EDT)
So yeah it's summer whatever.
whatever guy
- Friday, June 26, 2015 at 12:59:59 (EDT)
Traveler's Aid. I remember it unfondly. Scary times walking to the bus stop past that place when I was student. But I do remember the SICK wooden Up and Forth ride at LINCOLN PARK!
Yesterday's News
- Tuesday, June 09, 2015 at 19:36:59 (EDT)
Rhode Islanders will NEVER cease lamenting the bygone attractions of yesteryear, even if they sucked. Oh man I remember when this guy would always threaten to rape us both in front of traveler's aid. Remember that guy? God it seems like yesterday. It's just not the same.
KOL
- Friday, June 05, 2015 at 12:40:32 (EDT)
What the hell is going on around here? Who is Gail Greenwood? What do two BC's have on BB&Mo?
mj
- Monday, June 01, 2015 at 16:25:22 (EDT)
but can your dog do this? And win the talent show?
GR
- Monday, June 01, 2015 at 10:48:34 (EDT)

HOLY SHIT I DIE LAUGH
- Saturday, May 30, 2015 at 20:28:14 (EDT)
is this good any band?
Joe Blow
- Saturday, May 30, 2015 at 20:24:08 (EDT)
It's even electric fo yo hippies
BENNY YELLOW AND BROWN BMW
- Saturday, May 30, 2015 at 11:02:27 (EDT)
cant, some kid had crazy leg surgery so he in full leg cast. not so much fun.
Chong Lee
- Saturday, May 30, 2015 at 11:00:57 (EDT)
hey chongo-airshow this year? I know yur kids were not impressed last time but maybe leave them in the car...?
Cerrone Gorilla
- Friday, May 29, 2015 at 00:40:46 (EDT)
Ohhhhh remember the space wing flinger at Action park? Yeah no. no i don't. shut the fuck up. Oh it was one of the last wooden space flingers ever built? OH SHIT REALLY??? Thats amazing bro!!
Chongo
- Wednesday, May 27, 2015 at 08:42:14 (EDT)
Hi guys. Can everyone please shut the fuck up about old amusement parks please? If I hear one more cunting word about rocky point or some shit-all roller coaster I'm going to puke out my dick.
Chongo
- Wednesday, May 27, 2015 at 08:39:36 (EDT)
Does anyone else remember the Up and Forth ride at crescent Park in the '80s?
Throw Back Whatever day this is
- Tuesday, May 26, 2015 at 17:45:06 (EDT)
Goodbye Dave. And thanks. Thanks to Paul Shaffer too.
Belly on Letterman
- Friday, May 22, 2015 at 13:59:31 (EDT)
fuck the nightime rock -it's all about the sweet DAYLIGHT were preserved in the permafrost just like all those corpses on Everest.
Bill Dye the Morbid Science Guy
- Sunday, March 22, 2015 at 14:30:53 (EDT)
My bad. Did anyone else notice all the dog shite everywhere after the snow melt?
them kids was busy this winter
- Thursday, March 19, 2015 at 13:05:42 (EDT)
wtf are people talking about mus!c on this thing?
Happy birthday GR!
- Thursday, March 19, 2015 at 11:01:45 (EDT)
Yes! And after internet viewing of vintage video I saw that someone mentioned the bass player tuning E string to a C. I always wondered how they got that floppy bass sound.
don from johnston
- Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 17:30:25 (EDT)
Nice job KOL...I never see a good Surf Punks reference!
cheffy
- Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 14:40:00 (EDT)
Nice job KOL...I never see a good Surf Punks reference!
cheffy
- Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 14:39:56 (EDT)
I have this vision. You guys end your next gig with the 1-2 punch of My Beach / My Wave.
KOL
- Monday, March 16, 2015 at 12:39:52 (EDT)
And don't forget a hb to Mean Joe too!
GR
- Monday, March 16, 2015 at 12:27:37 (EDT)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GR
Birthday Reaper
- Monday, March 16, 2015 at 11:50:59 (EDT)
Some of us attend to the needy on the weekends
must be nice
- Friday, March 13, 2015 at 14:00:29 (EDT)
It's true. My weekends are like those old chewing gum commercials where people are frolicking on the slopes.
KOL
- Friday, March 13, 2015 at 10:26:37 (EDT)
hey KOL shouldn't you be off shushing somewhere?
the winter of KOL's dreams
- Wednesday, March 11, 2015 at 13:33:10 (EDT)
Holy crap have you ever heard (or better, seen the video for) the 1981 Village People New Wave Punky effort 'Food Fight'?
the original KOL
- Tuesday, March 10, 2015 at 17:03:05 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler video page is my VISION BOARD
Lester
- Sunday, March 08, 2015 at 17:05:02 (EDT)
Your "videos" page has 18 videos on it. Only one of them has Benny Sizzler music. Smart move.
Lester
- Thursday, March 05, 2015 at 19:12:14 (EST)
If 2 gigs a year isn't enough for you, LEERON, then NO they are not still a band
Dante
- Thursday, March 05, 2015 at 12:25:02 (EST)
R U STILL A B@ND?? LOLOLOL
Leeron RunRay
- Wednesday, March 04, 2015 at 14:44:33 (EST)
I'll bring my wireless Autotune® for MARK JANES tonight
starting the heckling EARLY
- Saturday, February 28, 2015 at 13:08:17 (EST)
New old guys opening for old old guys.
old dude who's going
- Wednesday, February 25, 2015 at 16:37:11 (EST)
I heard Marc Tomis' new band is playing at Jimmy's on Saturday.
cheffy
- Tuesday, February 24, 2015 at 15:44:54 (EST)
yeah let's jam Taco Pm
y don't we?
- Monday, February 23, 2015 at 11:14:50 (EST)
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Enjoying the Show
- Friday, February 20, 2015 at 17:16:57 (EST)
My advise to you: stop investing in Beano.
It's not working
- Friday, February 20, 2015 at 15:27:46 (EST)
If a dog vid or pic is the Lurk sponsor it's a proven fact that the counter jumps by the 100's.
dogs = greater than music
- Tuesday, February 10, 2015 at 13:09:33 (EST)
So the page counter is up past five hundred thousand. How many page views per real human does that work out to?
Enjoying the Show
- Monday, February 09, 2015 at 10:40:24 (EST)

The girl hecklers were in full force Friday night. Good to see the ladies up front slinging classics such as "take your teeth out" (GR)
The boys had nuthin'!
- Wednesday, February 04, 2015 at 23:13:01 (EST)


DR SLAM WAS IN ATTENDANCE!
fun time had by all
- Tuesday, February 03, 2015 at 23:57:08 (EST)


dr slam IS scheduled to make his rounds at jimmy's
that's the word on the street
- Thursday, January 29, 2015 at 16:13:23 (EST)


glad the cap is coming in handy !will sluggo be there ?
Dexter
- Thursday, January 29, 2015 at 11:06:01 (EST)


New Benny video? Only with better music.
Lester
- Tuesday, January 27, 2015 at 22:39:22 (EST)


Upper Crust. Benny Sizzler. Tanya Donelly. In Newport. POST SNOWPOCOLYPSE. Craze.
When worlds collide
- Monday, January 26, 2015 at 19:58:14 (EST)


Thanking Yarworth all over again as we just strapped the cap on the taco for weekend of gigs.
who the f wants to shovel snow outta the bed before load out?
- Monday, January 26, 2015 at 14:20:55 (EST)


Friday! Upper Crust!
DUH
- Friday, January 23, 2015 at 00:04:17 (EST)


what day should I go? thurs or fri?
CHONG LEE
- Thursday, January 22, 2015 at 16:49:54 (EST)


hey chong are we gonna see your dead outsides next w/e?
mj
- Thursday, January 22, 2015 at 15:55:52 (EST)


do not see that john doe aimee man 'pleased to meet me' bs either!
pulled a hammy jumping on the remote
- Thursday, January 22, 2015 at 15:54:59 (EST)


Do not, repeat do not, see the Runaways doc
blrghy
- Thursday, January 22, 2015 at 15:53:57 (EST)


SO we saw the Descendents movie and that was pretty good. Milo, now there's a man who knows when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.
The Sneak
- Thursday, January 22, 2015 at 15:42:30 (EST)


how many rammones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Chong Lee
- Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 19:11:45 (EST)


what do you call a clash fan ?
CHONG LEE
- Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 19:10:49 (EST)


if ben affleck married ben stien their kid would be called .....
CHONG LEE
- Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 19:10:10 (EST)


how many chil motts can you fit in a lightbulb?
CHONG LEE
- Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 19:08:43 (EST)


what do you get when you cross lady parts with karate movies?
CHONG LEE
- Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 19:07:56 (EST)


hey guys. lets PARTAAAAYYYY
Fuckin' Chong
- Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 19:05:37 (EST)


CHOPPIN BROCCOLI
Fuckin' Chong
- Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 19:05:15 (EST)


Suck a ball my insides are thriving. it's my outsides that look like the walking dead.
Fuckin' Chong
- Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 19:02:32 (EST)


haha i am old but at least i'm not dead inside
haha!
- Monday, January 19, 2015 at 22:39:41 (EST)


I thought they carve t-shirts from huge rock when you were a kid. because you are so OLD!!!
Fuckin' Chong
- Monday, January 19, 2015 at 18:20:43 (EST)


Original Steven shirt, baby! 1981. Ordered outta the back of an Archie comic.
mj
- Friday, January 16, 2015 at 17:12:06 (EST)


oh god more band and music talk. I thought we'd all agreed to move on.
the original KOL
- Friday, January 16, 2015 at 14:08:22 (EST)


My research shows evidence of said tshirt existing way back before the naughts. You have a closet of these things like Dexter does?
GR
- Thursday, January 15, 2015 at 19:26:39 (EST)


Damn, fella, how long you had that Steven shirt? Me wants one!
GR
- Thursday, January 15, 2015 at 19:10:10 (EST)


Two words that don't go together. Well...
Benny - Studio
- Wednesday, January 14, 2015 at 19:36:38 (EST)


review
BSPM
- Wednesday, January 14, 2015 at 12:03:05 (EST)


#kayhanley #tanyadonelly #julianahatfield #gailgreenwood #90's
Estrogen-X
- Tuesday, January 13, 2015 at 12:43:55 (EST)


Hot Stove
what?
- Monday, January 12, 2015 at 00:13:09 (EST)


How about dogs with boners?
Woof
- Saturday, January 10, 2015 at 21:16:31 (EST)


One time Chong pump fist with reckless abandon. It at numbah one top subgum soup show.
Chong Lee
- Thursday, January 08, 2015 at 19:20:59 (EST)


Speaking of dog videos, pre-production has begun on the next opus: The Crotch
Mr. DeMille
- Wednesday, January 07, 2015 at 23:13:11 (EST)


order of posting importance: dog videos, rock, boners
MJ
- Wednesday, January 07, 2015 at 22:56:42 (EST)


prob no L7 for MJ but he will be front and center wearing his Smell the Magic T pumping his fist in sweet abandon at any show in New England
L7-Eleven
- Wednesday, January 07, 2015 at 22:55:50 (EST)


Will MJ be invited to the L7 reunion?
Duh
- Wednesday, January 07, 2015 at 19:46:31 (EST)


Post more dog videos. Post less about "rock".
Lester
- Wednesday, January 07, 2015 at 09:50:37 (EST)


can i "like" this page somewhere?
Chong Lee
- Tuesday, January 06, 2015 at 15:40:44 (EST)


Is this thing like Instantgram?
Dots
- Saturday, January 03, 2015 at 11:57:21 (EST)


Oh okay it works. Who did you hire to replace me? Boris?
Dots
- Saturday, January 03, 2015 at 11:51:26 (EST)


so this thing is down again?
Dots
- Saturday, January 03, 2015 at 11:50:37 (EST)


Finally people are posting here again. Interesting stuff too. Tell me more about the boners.
Chong Lee
- Tuesday, December 23, 2014 at 08:32:44 (EST)


Awesome poster! Totally makes me want to go to the gig!!
Super Polygrip
- Sunday, December 21, 2014 at 14:23:53 (EST)


Tanya Donelly @TanyaDonelly · Dec 8 Gail Greenwood joining me onstage for a couple/few Belly songs at Hot Stove Cool Music, Jan 10! @ftbnl
Here's a re-lurk from TD
- Wednesday, December 10, 2014 at 19:44:56 (EST)


CHONG LIVES?!!
for real?!
- Wednesday, December 10, 2014 at 09:43:38 (EST)


Chong dishonor underoo. Send back to factory for new pair with less room in the back.
Chong Lee
- Tuesday, December 09, 2014 at 18:34:27 (EST)


GEEG! Yimmy's in Newport with We Own Land, Doris Duke - Saturday, Dec 27
BSPC
- Monday, December 08, 2014 at 14:03:12 (EST)


Hot new track on hot new dog vid for H20Bros Kickstarter. Drums courtesy T Bergs, scooter courtesy Marty McFly.
BSPC
- Sunday, November 16, 2014 at 13:12:21 (EST)


it was CHONG's
the grape, that is
- Tuesday, November 11, 2014 at 18:47:11 (EST)


man someone left a smooshed grape on the floor of the north attleboro YMCA outdoor pool locker room in 1988 and we all just knew that was no grape - that was a testicle! and proceeded to ruminate (for the duration of camp) on how or why the testicle ended up there.
the original KOL
- Monday, November 10, 2014 at 15:27:15 (EST)


What, no response to The Shriveled Pignolis?
Suppose you have a better name
- Thursday, November 06, 2014 at 11:42:21 (EST)


So I have a Kelly Clarkson song stuck in my head
does this mean I have to pay BMI?
- Thursday, November 06, 2014 at 11:41:15 (EST)


Shriveled Pignolis
Beat that one Mofos
- Friday, October 31, 2014 at 17:35:47 (EDT)


Why doesn't he call 1-800 ASS-FONE to help him with a name?
How about SKIDSTEER
- Wednesday, October 29, 2014 at 15:32:37 (EDT)


Mark needs a name for his new other band. How about BROWN PINWHEEL?
Let the HOW BOUT games begin!
- Tuesday, October 28, 2014 at 21:44:00 (EDT)


Can 1-800-ASS-Fone help me?
The Brown Pinwheel
- Tuesday, October 28, 2014 at 21:43:05 (EDT)


about time you guys updated the website. Seems like you are more interested in dog shows at liberrys these days than keeping the dream alive
Dots
- Tuesday, October 28, 2014 at 21:41:52 (EDT)


f yeah-less big black boxes to move from one side of the state to the other
better rider too
- Tuesday, October 21, 2014 at 15:09:52 (EDT)


In 2014, touring the neighborhood with dogs > touring in a rock and roll band
The Sneak
- Monday, October 20, 2014 at 14:08:07 (EDT)


BB&M KILLED on BI. The library has never seen so many stage diving toddlers.
mj
- Sunday, October 19, 2014 at 12:59:11 (EDT)


Middle age never looked so hot
Bingo bags filled with dog treats
- Friday, October 10, 2014 at 02:03:05 (EDT)


I heard and am envious of the BI folks pulling such big name talent. Some day I hope to host Bear & Maurice at my library.
GR
- Wednesday, October 08, 2014 at 15:57:26 (EDT)


Bear Bear and Maurice - first gig
Block Island bound
- Wednesday, October 08, 2014 at 12:06:03 (EDT)


Working a big ole deadline in the meat in the middle of a rock geeg is about as rock as, well, nothing. But all in all fun was had. Thanks for coming. How about that Upper Crust, hey?
mj
- Saturday, October 04, 2014 at 13:53:49 (EDT)


Woo Hoo! Big night tonight.
GR
- Friday, September 26, 2014 at 11:40:03 (EDT)


So I got rid of cable TV and just get TV over the air now. It's okay though. I'm currently watching Rick Steve's Pawtucket
Me TV
- Monday, September 22, 2014 at 19:53:25 (EDT)


I am well over it and look back with a sheepish smile. They couldn't play, let's be clear. Jumping around or pretending you are stoned or drunk while you are up there to mask your basic incompetence is fooling nobody but yourself. They never quite understood that. Actually the drummer was quite good and the bassist when I joined was a real musician and shit. But the other guitarist...hoo boy. A friend of mine referred to him as 'Stiffy McPowerChord'
K0L
- Monday, September 22, 2014 at 10:50:18 (EDT)


who gets fired from a hobby?
They suck
- Saturday, September 20, 2014 at 17:50:09 (EDT)


I was fired IIRC
KOL
- Friday, September 19, 2014 at 16:49:59 (EDT)


KOL. you are the only one who did it right - quit while you were on top
the rest of us are just dragging our gray muzzles thru the death march
- Thursday, September 18, 2014 at 16:00:52 (EDT)


Rock shows always make me feel funny bc they remind me that I cared strongly about some things at one time.
the original KOL
- Thursday, September 18, 2014 at 13:41:38 (EDT)


Checking email? What is this 2004? Do humans have interests anymore?
Chongo
- Thursday, September 18, 2014 at 04:56:07 (EDT)


I heard it thru the social media webvine that it was his bday so he was too busy to check the lurk. or some such nonsense
Manhattan Beatrice Howelsworth
- Tuesday, September 16, 2014 at 16:30:40 (EDT)


I guess Chong doesn't have his yahoo account any more
why don't you return my emails you fat fvck
- Tuesday, September 16, 2014 at 15:57:09 (EDT)


Nothing wrong with that disabled guy's middle finger
As his handicap-placarded Reliant K brushed my leg at 45 mph...
- Tuesday, September 16, 2014 at 14:17:16 (EDT)


If being flipped off by disabled people is wrong.
I don't want to be right
- Monday, September 15, 2014 at 16:47:53 (EDT)


Could Herbie Mann (flute) and Cal Tjader (xylophone) land the bitches today?
And by bitches I mean white male rap stars
- Friday, September 12, 2014 at 17:45:05 (EDT)


Eminem. You think bitches be running their mouthes
shut the fvck up
- Friday, September 12, 2014 at 10:05:25 (EDT)


want to see it but afraid I'll well up with emotions
Pat
- Wednesday, September 10, 2014 at 20:42:29 (EDT)


ooooh we saw that movie Boyhood at the Pickens.
KOL
- Wednesday, September 10, 2014 at 16:16:15 (EDT)


fvckin finally... chong, can you get a human interest story on your channel?
do they still call it a channel?
- Wednesday, September 10, 2014 at 12:10:23 (EDT)


thanks for the add!
Chong Lee
- Tuesday, September 09, 2014 at 17:22:21 (EDT)


so i seen some pictures of Neutral Nation from the Dictator's/We Own Land show and not only am I sayin' why dint I go but I'm sayin holy shit those kids look like teenagers. Especially Dave f'n Chabot. Damn, woman!
mj
- Tuesday, September 09, 2014 at 14:10:23 (EDT)


don't forget to braid your merkin, Kol
mj
- Tuesday, September 09, 2014 at 14:07:03 (EDT)


I am looking forward to a most joyous reunion of local musicians and their companions on that sabbath's eve.
KOL
- Monday, September 08, 2014 at 16:55:18 (EDT)


Chong, comment me back
mj
- Saturday, September 06, 2014 at 15:16:48 (EDT)


I love you any weigh
Jokester
- Saturday, September 06, 2014 at 15:16:00 (EDT)


Obesity
It's a city wide problem.
- Saturday, September 06, 2014 at 10:42:59 (EDT)


Despite the lurk's best attempts at eradicating literacy, I know there are still a few "readers" out there. Mon frére wrote a book, and if you are interested in the frustrations of an ex '70's tennis star dealing with bullshit of modern life with a humorous bent then this collection of words might be for you. Imagine if Danny Noonan from Caddyshack wrote a book 20 years after quitting the minor league PGA tour.
100 Rules of Thumb
- Friday, September 05, 2014 at 15:03:46 (EDT)


Upper Crust - Yimmy's
Powdering my merkin as we speak
- Thursday, September 04, 2014 at 23:55:44 (EDT)


Saskatoonie!!! Hows it hanging?!
at your service!
- Monday, September 01, 2014 at 16:14:27 (EDT)


Mmm...bottom end
top this
- Friday, August 29, 2014 at 21:40:34 (EDT)


Dearest Sizzler, I am in the market for more of your brand of the rock and roll. Gail sent me some stickers and a cd a loooong time ago and I think I may need to get my greasy fingers on some more. Please help a guy out! Let me know how I can get some of those there brown and yeller gonch. haha Hope to hear from someone soooon! therebelnovice@icloud.com p.s. Gail, this is David from Saskatoon that was gushing all over you when you were bringing the bottom end for Biffy.
David James
- Friday, August 29, 2014 at 14:57:02 (EDT)


Calling all you media moguls-who has connections to the local news channels? Chong? Patrice?
mj
- Friday, August 29, 2014 at 11:32:23 (EDT)


Fashion Failures, not sure when they ended. My time was up closer to 8 years ago. Hope they are doing well.
KOL
- Wednesday, August 27, 2014 at 14:15:00 (EDT)


was it really 5 years ago already?
?
- Wednesday, August 27, 2014 at 13:11:32 (EDT)


Hey lets set the time machine to 2003 and go to the Met for the Dictators on Sat sept 6th 2014.
KOL
- Wednesday, August 27, 2014 at 12:32:26 (EDT)


hi
mj
- Monday, August 25, 2014 at 15:09:15 (EDT)


Get out! Have you been to the Meatball Jug?
Best meatballs ever.
- Thursday, August 21, 2014 at 23:46:12 (EDT)


Tough titties for you.
I've got a date with a milk jug full of meatballs.
- Tuesday, August 19, 2014 at 23:03:00 (EDT)



this seems apropos for today
- Tuesday, August 19, 2014 at 19:02:21 (EDT)


Retire in Maine? I think their migratory instincts is all back asswards
Though I bet it is a great place to get away from long pigs.
- Thursday, August 07, 2014 at 18:18:36 (EDT)


Everything in Swansea is closing since my godparents left their homestead in 'Sea for retirement in Maine. I am quite certain the 2 events are connected.
The Sneak
- Wednesday, August 06, 2014 at 10:44:50 (EDT)


Does anybody know why the Swansea Hobby Tower folded? I give my local one all the business it can handle.
Hobby Tower Enthusiast
- Tuesday, August 05, 2014 at 16:12:37 (EDT)


I think my stomach just hung up on me.
Mortimus Kahn
- Monday, August 04, 2014 at 13:03:36 (EDT)


Spent the weekend up in a deer stand looking for this little monkey. No luck yet. Keeping the faith.
mj
- Tuesday, July 29, 2014 at 15:30:47 (EDT)



you shoulda come to the Sizz show if you wanted to be extra bored
FACEBOOK FRANK
- Monday, July 21, 2014 at 22:12:58 (EDT)


Who wants to go get a beer. I'm bored.
Chong
- Friday, July 18, 2014 at 20:00:18 (EDT)


Watch out for the doodie!
Caddy Swim at the Fort
- Thursday, July 17, 2014 at 14:52:32 (EDT)


Aw crap I wanna go an' I cannot :(
KOL
- Thursday, July 17, 2014 at 12:05:14 (EDT)


I heard Slim "Slim" Jim was your new drummer. Any truth to this rumor?
Roget
- Wednesday, July 16, 2014 at 19:43:34 (EDT)


So werd on the street is the Sizz is playing at FORT MUTHERFUCKIN ADAMS with We Own Land THIS THURSDAY. Free show! EARLY!
BS Promotional Captain
- Tuesday, July 15, 2014 at 11:46:47 (EDT)


Yeah, unfortunately my WWI guard docent was fast asleep transfixed by mustard gas filled bunkers and trench foot infested dreams.
Stockholm Syndrome
- Monday, July 14, 2014 at 15:13:59 (EDT)


Now is the time to frighten them with a Moisin Nagant.
The Sneak
- Monday, July 14, 2014 at 12:44:55 (EDT)


take solace in the fact that they live in fall river
lord fuckwit
- Friday, July 11, 2014 at 22:39:18 (EDT)


Some heathens stole the horseless carriage from the country seat and abandoned it near their lair in Fall River.
Glad we could give you a ride home.
- Friday, July 11, 2014 at 18:08:00 (EDT)


Boris, shoot me an email when you finish your donut.
Don
- Tuesday, July 08, 2014 at 16:26:23 (EDT)


Stumbled on this gem of a list of Rolling Stone magazine's worst covers. The airbrush apparently didn't suffice
WiF
- Sunday, July 06, 2014 at 01:43:42 (EDT)


I hope you guys like covering LED ZEP
KOL
- Wednesday, July 02, 2014 at 10:41:36 (EDT)


I like the current WHL but whatever Don. Yes this record is really fucking good. Noted re: resemblance. Hope to see you and Wallet-O this summah. I pick Be