April 28, 2017 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
April 1, 2017 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
January 1, 2017 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
October 29, 2016 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
October 16, 2016 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
April 23, 2016 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
February 5, 2016 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
February 3, 2016 - Benny Sizzler writes a new song.
January 1, 2016 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
October 11, 2015 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
September 12, 2015 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
September 5, 2015 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
January 30, 2015 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
January 1, 2015 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
December 27, 2014 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
December 3, 2014 - I don't mind tellin' ya but Slim Jim was getting a little worked up over Mark's Jane Wieldin impersonation at practice.
July 17, 2014 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
June 18, 2014 - Kick ass ORIGINAL Sizz drummer Slim Jim does the right thing and comes home to help his folks out. We've kept his room just as he left it - complete with Blossom poster over his bed.
June 2014 - Thank you to Tom Berglund for his 4 years of fine service to Benny Sizzler. Tom gave up the prime of his life and during that time elevated the band from the basement to the bulkhead. We are forever grateful. There is always a warm drum stool with your name on it, my fine friend.
February 1, 2014 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
January 1, 2014 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
November 8, 2013 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
August 30, 2013 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
June 8, 2013 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
May 5, 2013 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
January 1, 2013 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
August 17, 2012 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
June 9, 2012 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
May 29, 2012 - Show me a better drummer than Tom Berglund and then comb his hair, fucker.
April 7, 2012 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
January 1, 2012 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
September 29, 2011 - RECORDING NEW HITS with the new human (T Bergs) on drums.
June 4, 2011 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
January 1, 2011 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
December 9, 2010 - What? The BAND discusses RECORDING NEW HITS with the new human on drums.
September 30, 2010 - What? The BAND jams with a new human on drums (T Bergs).
April 14, 2010 - After 17 years of buddy, Chiquita dies. Fuck everybody.
July 8, 2009 - Mark calls the R&RCC.
February 20, 2008 - SOMEBODY wet their hair in the state pen.
February 12, 2008 - After 1.5 years of buddy, Annie dies. Fuck everybody.
November 21, 2007 - SOMEBODY wet their hair in the county jail.
June 5, 2007 - Mike mistakenly assumes that "somebody's talent" would see them through a difficult part in a new song.
May 7, 2007 - Mike accuses SOMEBODY's beaver of playing possum to his trouser blossom.
April 30, 2007 - Chil accuses SOMEBODY's beaver of playing possum.
April 23, 2007 - Mitch accuses Gail of having a varmint in her garment.
February 17, 2007 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
February 13, 2007 - Dan Halen rubs one out down basement
January 23, 2007 - Mike claimed that he didn't know what happened to those 11.5 like new gym sneakers that Chil had given him.
January 16, 2007 - Gail new snowboard nickname: The Flying Bloodclot.
January 1, 2007 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
November 7, 2006 - Mitch takes a bad Mobile hotdog which repeats on him.
October 23, 2006 - Street team dreamer Dots comes through with a new lurk. Gail still too busy to call.
September 16, 2006 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
September 13, 2006 - Show me a better guitar player than Mitch and then comb his hair, fucker.
August 3, 2006 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
August 2, 2006 - Mike wet his hair at practice.
July 7, 2006 - Chil excitedly started sketching a poster for a potential upcoming gig.
July 6, 2006 - Make your own sweet music.
April 22, 2006 - Blow me.
April 4, 2006 - Fuck off.
March 5 , 2006 - After 17 years of buddy, Edith dies. Fuck everybody.
October 30, 2005 - Edith takes sick.
September 2005 - The historic Rock and Roll Control Center is shut down and completely douched for the first time ever in preparation for an extensive drainage project involving jackhammers, rubble, dirt, gravel, pipes and cement mixers. Inmate style labor is is provided by Face, Don and MJ.
August 13, 2005 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
July 23, 2005 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
July 16, 2005 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
April 18, 2005 - After 16 years of buddy, Onion dies. Fuck everybody.
March 25, 2005 - Lurk Appreciation Night was a big success at The Dunkin Donut Center for the P Bruins game. And Lester got drunk.
February 3, 2005 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
January 13, 2005 - Mitch Cumstein signs on to rock the Green Room.
January 13, 2005 - After "28 months" of fine service to Benny Sizzler, Plectrum quits the band. Apparently his own resolution was to rock independently of the band.
January 1, 2005 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
November 6, 2004 - The Fresh Air® Fund takes Bantam out to the country to pay a visit to Meathead's potato farm. 100lbs of free potatoes later proves the barter system is alive and well with the buds for spuds program. Just remember, the potato goes in the FRONT.
November 5, 2004 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
October 27, 2004 - The Boston Red Sox are the WORLD CHAMPIONS. Is that enough of a news flash for you sickly muso geeks?
October 23, 2004 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
October 2, 2004 - Mike says that those size 11.5, fairly new gym sneakers that Chil had given to him last November are starting to break in.
September 4, 2004 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
September ?, 2004 - Practice ends prematurely when Yeti spontaneously ejaculates.
August 22, 2004 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
June 28, 2004 - The comedy cd has finally been burned down basement after three long years in the making. 5 jokes for your pleasure mixed with hilarity by T Buck. Just what the doctor ordered for this post 9/11 world.
March 13, 2004 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
February 19, 2004 - It's pretty sad, really. It's actually pretty sad that you would continue to click on this link-hoping and dreaming that maybe today you're going to read some updated information on your most favorite band in the whole fucking world. "What's Gail doing?" You wonder. "I used to be in a band with her and now I'm just wondering what she's up to". "She was always so hot and nice to me.etc., etc.." Get in line. Go and pester the fucking FIDS.
January 21, 2004 - Listen you uptight little fucks. You want updates? We don't have time for your fucking whiny update requests. We're fucking busy being bad ass punk rockers-out on the street and shit.
November 21, 2003 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
November 7, 2003 -Chil had a pair of fairly new size 11.5 gym sneakers that were a little too small for him. He asked Terry if he wanted them but Terry's feet were too small. Mike tried them on and they seemed to fit okay so he took them.
November 1, 2003 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement
October 18, 2003 - News is for losers.
July 22, 2003 - Practice ends prematurely when Plectrum spontaneously ejaculates.
June 28, 2003 - The band chooses Mr.Mike Dirnt to be their hand-picked, vine-ripened, celebrity lackey for the night. He graciously complies.
June 21, 2003 - Band management suggested each member choose a hand picked lackey.
May 19, 2003 - It's Victoria Day you fucks and Benny don't practice on Victoria Day
May 2, 2003 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement.
April 25, 2003 - Chil imitated Terry in a bastardly way.
April 8, 2003 - Terry told SOMEBODY in the band where she could get a bra to fit her wallets.
March 25, 2003 - Somebody downed a panty liner.
March 18, 2003 - Gail WICKED had her period.
March 7, 2003 - Feverish gig preparations, feverish loading of equipment, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement
March 4, 2003 - Somebody fotted.
February 17, 2003 - The Blizzard of February 17th.
February 2, 2004 - Mike crawled out of his hole and spotted his shadow on "Gobbler's Knob": 6 more weeks til a gig.
January 24, 2003 - Still struggling to keep that resolution.
January 6 2003 - The new year opened with Benny Sizzler's resolution to rock.
December 28 2002 - Gene turned on all the really hot Aquidneck Island ladies at the "Halls of Balls" gig by flashing them his leather hernia belt while an unamed lurker stingily dispensed ambiance via his Job Lot smoke machine.
December 21 2002 - oy and we don't mean oi
December 14 2002 - Terry's manager forbade his client to wear the Benny Sizzler uniform for the next gig. He said it was a move tantamount to career suicide.
December 11 2002 - The group excitedly discussed what they might wear to the next gig at "Hall of Balls" with Big World.
November 29 2002 - The Prophet Mohammed declared a fatwa on Chil's balls.
November 27 2002 - During a break in tonight's practice Chil mentioned that he thought the Prophet Mohammed was cute and that he wouldn't mind hooking up with him.
November 14 2002 - Gene's innie became an outtie.
November 11 2002 - An anonymous lurker posted a link to the Middletown office of Weight Watchers.
November 1 2002 - The other band members thought it looked as if Gail had "put on a few" in the caboose. Her manager could not be reached for comment
October 29 2002 - The new guy stopped violently midsong to furiously attack an ingrown nasal hair which he claimed was "fucking with him".
October 24 2002 - Ladies and Lurkers, a new breed of freak was introduced to the Rock and Roll Control Center this very evening. His name will be unveiled at an upcoming press conference. We CAN tell you that he filled out the yellow and brown briefs JUST fine...
October 12 2002 - This punk enough for you? No Benny jam for 3 weeks. Is that more like it you Christian punk rockers? Is that what you want? Is that what you want from your punk band? Well fuck you. Punk rock ruined Benny Sizzler's life.
September 20 2002 - Something was rotten in Denmark.
September 17 2002 - A lonely trio soldiered on after the the Gringo blew Benny off. Looks like it's a big "F" and a small "m" on the Fishin' musician tag. Gene's manager was not available for comment. Mike's leg wound continued to weep. Chil wept silently.
September 14 2002 - Well, there's always next practice.
September 5 2002 - SOMEBODY was sweating like a greasy Hungarian.
August 29 2002 - Gene's manager reported that his client was "persuing Dock Rock""
August 12 2002 - The Benny Bulkhead sessions resumed. There was a hair dampening, a song change and an accusation that one of the band members had pissed the couch.
August 11 2002 - Benny Sizzler's been out to sea. Geno caught a 50lb striper. That's STRIPER.
July 17, 2002 - Middletown Police banged out a Fame-like rythym with nightsticks on the Benny Sizzler bulkhead
June 26-June 30 - Feverish gig preparations, gig, feverish loading of equipment back into basement
June 23 2002 - It is Gene's birthday. The group decorated Gene's cubicle. Gail is on her period.
June 14 2002 - ONE of us inadvertantly lifted his shirt to reveal a spare ten speed tire...ONE of us wet his hair at practice
June 6 2002 - Gene popped Chil right in the balls. Mike made "titty eyes" at himself.
June 4 2002 - Benny Sizzler practiced 2 days after the last practice. That not punk enough for you...?
June 2 2002 - Chil accused Gail of making "titty eyes" at Gene. Mike remained nonplused.
May 18 2002 - Middletown police banged on the bulkhead, wanted to thank Benny Sizzler for "keeping the scene alive"
May 13 2002 - Gene and Mike went at each other's throats real hard like. Gail remained nonplused.
May 9 2002 - Mike's manager, Gene's manager, Gail's manager and Chil's manager were all unavailable for comment on tonight's practice. Word is an additional Monday is in order, however.
April 29 2002 - Hymers called. Habs won 3-1. Halitosis hung around the mics.
April 27 2002 - We might practice tonight. No one will arrive having drinkin.
April 18 2002 - Practice went sideways.
.April 11 2002 - Gene arrived having eaten, was praised · Mike's manager suggested a solo project for his client
April 4 2002 - Gail is on her period
March 28 2002 - Chil changed a song
March 21 2002 - Mike played his other band's demo, was admonished
March 14 2002 - Gene arrived having not eaten, was admonished
March 7 2002 - Mike wet his hair at practice